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 I was out walking with my Grandson.

  He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. 

I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.

'Why' my Grandson asked. 

"Because it's been on the ground;
you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

  At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked,

"Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? 
You are so smart."

  I was thinking quickly and said to him,

"all Grandmas know stuff.  It's on the Grandma Test. 

You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma." 

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but he was evidently pondering this new information.

"Oh....I get it! he beamed,

So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".

 'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.

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