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Threesome

Moses and Jesus are part
of a Threesome
playing golf one day.
Moses pulls up to the tee
and drives a long one.
The ball lands on the fairway,
but rolls directly toward a water trap.
Quickly, Moses raises his club,
the water parts,
and the ball rolls to the other side,
safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee
and hits a nice long one
directly toward the same water trap.
It lands right in the center of the pond
and kind of hovers over the water.
Sorry, your browser doesn't support Java. Jesus casually walks out on the water
and chips the ball
right up onto the green.

Then, the third guy gets up
and sort of randomly whacks the ball.
It heads out over the fence
and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street.
It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree.
From there, it bounces onto the roof
of a shack close by
and rolls down into the gutter,
down the drain spout,
out onto the fairway and straight
toward the fore mentioned pond.

On the way to the pond,
 the ball hits a little stone
and bounces out over the water
and onto a lily pad,
where it comes quietly to rest.
Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumps on the lily pad
and snatches the ball into his mouth.
Just then, an eagle swoops down,
grabs the frog and flies away.
As they pass over the green,
 the frog squeals with fright
and drops the ball,
 which bounces right into the hole
for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses leans over toward Jesus and whispers,
"Do you think your Dad would teach me that shot?"





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