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Tea Time title in purple and green

Teapot and Cup sitting on a table.

 

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and

my brother, who is four years older than I am. I was maybe one

and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident

in which my arm had been broken, among other injuries. Someone

had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift, and it was

one of my favorite toys.

 

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and

my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I

brought Daddy a little cup of "tea," which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy

tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room

to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was "just the

cutest thing!"

 

My mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with

a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up.

 

She then asked, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place

that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?"





Some days you may find it easy to smile. You wake up to the warm sun on your face and the sounds of birds chirping.
You smell the first hint of freshly brewed coffee and taking several deep cleansing breaths, you are now ready to start your day.

What makes you laugh?

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I wish I laughed more, maybe my hair wouldn't be so gray if I did. Sometimes do you laugh so hard you cry?
Do you ever get that, the more you laugh the harder it is to stop laughing? Just looking at something funny can start the whole process all over again.
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