Stumpy and Martha
and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year.
year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there
every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride
costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said,
71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."
replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and
ten dollars is ten dollars."
pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal.
take you both up for a ride, and if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and
not say one word, I won't charge you. But if you say one word it's ten
and Martha agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists
and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard.
does all his tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I
could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but
like Martha always said, ten dollars is ten dollars."
Some days you may find it easy to smile. You wake up to the warm sun on your face and the sounds of birds chirping.
What makes you laugh?There are so many things that can make you laugh- a good clean joke, little babies, animals, and human mishaps.
It is amazing how a good joke can make your day. Laughter is a great stress reliever and can turn your mood around instantly.
They say " laughter is the best medicine" do you believe that to be true?
I wish I laughed more, maybe my hair wouldn't be so gray if I did. Sometimes do you laugh so hard you cry?
Do you ever get that, the more you laugh the harder it is to stop laughing? Just looking at something funny can start the whole process all over again.
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