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The farmer priced the unit as follows:

Basic Cow                                            $  999.95
Shipping and Handling                               35.75
Extra Stomach                                           79.25
Two-tone Exterior                                    142.10
Produce Storage Compartment                 128.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper                      189.60
4-Spigot/High Output Drain System          149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter                                 88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery                    170.80
Deluxe Dual Horns                                       59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment                339.40
4 X 4 Traction Drive Assembly                  884.16
Pre-Delivery Wash and Comb                      69.80

Farmer Suggested List Price                   $ 3336.26
Additional Dealer Adjustment                     300.00

Total list price
    (including options)                             $ 3636.26
Tax and Ear Tags                                        418.00

TOTAL PURCHASE PRICE                $ 4054.26

Some days you may find it easy to smile. You wake up to the warm sun on your face and the sounds of birds chirping. You smell the first hint of freshly brewed coffee and taking several deep cleansing breaths, you are now ready to start your day. What makes you laugh? There are so many things that can make you laugh- a good clean joke, little babies, animals, and human mishaps. It is amazing how a good joke can make your day. Laughter is a great stress reliever and can turn your mood around instantly. They say " laughter is the best medicine" do you believe that to be true? I wish I laughed more, maybe my hair wouldn't be so gray if I did. Sometimes do you laugh so hard you cry? Do you ever get that, the more you laugh the harder it is to stop laughing? Just looking at something funny can start the whole process all over again.
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