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THE PURCHASE
by a Farmer

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A farmer had been taken several times by a local car dealer.
One day, the car dealer informed the farmer
that he was coming over to purchase a cow.

The farmer priced the unit as follows:

Basic Cow                                            $  999.95
Shipping and Handling                               35.75
Extra Stomach                                           79.25
Two-tone Exterior                                    142.10
Produce Storage Compartment                 128.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper                      189.60
4-Spigot/High Output Drain System          149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter                                 88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery                    170.80
Deluxe Dual Horns                                       59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment                339.40
4 X 4 Traction Drive Assembly                  884.16
Pre-Delivery Wash and Comb                      69.80

Farmer Suggested List Price                   $ 3336.26
Additional Dealer Adjustment                     300.00

Total list price
    (including options)                             $ 3636.26
Tax and Ear Tags                                        418.00

TOTAL PURCHASE PRICE                $ 4054.26



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