Rich Man Joke
There once was a rich man who was near death.
He was very grieved because he had worked so
hard for his money and he wanted to be able to
take it with him to heaven. So the rich man began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth
An angel hears his plea and appears to him.
"Sorry Rich Man, but you can't take your wealth with you."
The man implores the angel to speak to God to
see if He might bend the rules. The man
continues to pray that his wealth could follow him.
The angel reappears and informs the man that
God had decided to allow him to take one suit-
case with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his
largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars
and places it beside his bed.
Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at
the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. Peter
seeing the suitcase says, "Hold on, you can't
bring that in here!" But, the man explains to
Peter that he has permission and asks him to
verify his story with the Lord.
Sure enough, Peter checks and comes back
saying, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on
bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before
letting it through." Peter opens the suitcase to
inspect the worldly items that the man found too
to leave behind and exclaims,
Some days you may find it easy to smile. You wake up to the warm sun on your face and the sounds of birds chirping.
What makes you laugh?There are so many things that can make you laugh- a good clean joke, little babies, animals, and human mishaps.
It is amazing how a good joke can make your day. Laughter is a great stress reliever and can turn your mood around instantly.
They say " laughter is the best medicine" do you believe that to be true?
I wish I laughed more, maybe my hair wouldn't be so gray if I did. Sometimes do you laugh so hard you cry?
Do you ever get that, the more you laugh the harder it is to stop laughing? Just looking at something funny can start the whole process all over again.
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