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Nutty Guys
Go To A Baseball Game

 

 




 A doctor at an (insane) asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" and the inmates complied by standing up.
After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!"  and they all sat down.
After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" and they all broke into applause and cheers.

 Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned there was a riot in progress.
Finding his assistant, he asked what happened, "what in the heck is going on"?.

The assistant replied, well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled,

"PEANUTS"!!!





Some days you may find it easy to smile. You wake up to the warm sun on your face and the sounds of birds chirping.
You smell the first hint of freshly brewed coffee and taking several deep cleansing breaths, you are now ready to start your day.

What makes you laugh?

There are so many things that can make you laugh- a good clean joke, little babies, animals, and human mishaps.
It is amazing how a good joke can make your day. Laughter is a great stress reliever and can turn your mood around instantly.
They say " laughter is the best medicine" do you believe that to be true?
I wish I laughed more, maybe my hair wouldn't be so gray if I did. Sometimes do you laugh so hard you cry?
Do you ever get that, the more you laugh the harder it is to stop laughing? Just looking at something funny can start the whole process all over again.
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