The New Living Will Form

       I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body,
        do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under
       no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
    politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended
    on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for:
( please initial all that apply )

_________ a pizza
_________ a beer
_________ a steak
_________ a kiss
_________ coffee or a latte
_________ the remote control
_________ a bowl of ice cream
_________ chocolate
_________ cookies
_________ sex

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
these boneheads mind their own sweet business, and pay attention
    instead to the future of the millions of Americans
       who aren't in a permanent coma.

             Signature:___________________ Witness: _____________________

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