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Did
you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten
students put his boots on? He asked for help
and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still
didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a
sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to do. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off. He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them." She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She than mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots onto his feet again. She said,
"Now, where are your mittens?" He said,
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING A small child walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, this child made the daily trek to the elementary school. As the day progressed,
the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. Following the roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. Soon she saw her small child walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up at the sky and smile.
Her child
answered,
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