Dang Good Clean Jokes

The Best In
Dang Good Clean Jokes

Clean Jokes


John, Joe & Jack

John, Joe and Jack were stranded on an island for several years. One day John found a Lamp on the beach so he picked  it up and took it to show his two friends. As he started to hand it to Joe, John noticed it was dirty and he rubbed the dirt off.

Suddenly there appeared a Genie, who said, "I've been in that lamp for centuries so I will grant you each one wish for releasing me."

John said he was in the oil business in Texas and had a big beautiful ranch. He wished he could be back on his ranch. POOF! John was gone.

Joe said he wished he could be a millionaire on a cruise ship. POOF! Joe was gone too.

 

The Genie then turned to Jack and asked, "What is your wish?" After thinking for several minutes, Jack just couldn't make up his mind. He suddenly blurted out, "I wish John and Joe were here to help me decide."

POOF!!!  John and Joe were back!!!

 

<bgsound src="11byebyelove.mid" loop=infinite />

 Return to Dang Good Jokes








Some days you may find it easy to smile. You wake up to the warm sun on your face and the sounds of birds chirping.
You smell the first hint of freshly brewed coffee and taking several deep cleansing breaths, you are now ready to start your day.

What makes you laugh?

There are so many things that can make you laugh- a good clean joke, little babies, animals, and human mishaps.
It is amazing how a good joke can make your day. Laughter is a great stress reliever and can turn your mood around instantly.
They say " laughter is the best medicine" do you believe that to be true?
I wish I laughed more, maybe my hair wouldn't be so gray if I did. Sometimes do you laugh so hard you cry?
Do you ever get that, the more you laugh the harder it is to stop laughing? Just looking at something funny can start the whole process all over again.
Joke Chicken
The Best Clean Jokes at
Dang Good Jokes Home

Subscribe To Be On
The Weekly Mailing List
For New Pages
Comments & Suggestions
Write To Us Here

Joke Bottle



E-Mail
to a
Friend


Other Good Entertainment Web Sites We Recommend

DeerLake LogoDang Good Jokes | Contact Us | About Us | Privacy Policy
Terms of Use | Help and FAQ | Copyright Compliance
Good Clean Jokes DeerLake Designs LLC