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An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road.



Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.



The man asked for help and the farmer said Benny could pull his car out.


So he backed Benny up and hitched him to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled:  

Pull, Nellie,
pull!


Benny didn't move.


Then he yelled" 

Come on,
Pull Ranger!

Still, Benny didn't move.

Then he yelled really loud: 

Now pull, Fred....
pull hard!


Benny just stood there.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said:


Ok, Benny...
now pull.


Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.
The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer:








 

 


Send this horse sense joke.





Some days you may find it easy to smile. You wake up to the warm sun on your face and the sounds of birds chirping.
You smell the first hint of freshly brewed coffee and taking several deep cleansing breaths, you are now ready to start your day.

What makes you laugh?

There are so many things that can make you laugh- a good clean joke, little babies, animals, and human mishaps.
It is amazing how a good joke can make your day. Laughter is a great stress reliever and can turn your mood around instantly.
They say " laughter is the best medicine" do you believe that to be true?
I wish I laughed more, maybe my hair wouldn't be so gray if I did. Sometimes do you laugh so hard you cry?
Do you ever get that, the more you laugh the harder it is to stop laughing? Just looking at something funny can start the whole process all over again.
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