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The Price of Gas Versus Printer Ink


The price of Gas Versus Printer Ink


This page is NOT made to imply that gasoline is cheap;
it just illustrates how outrageously priced, all things have become....

Compared with Gasoline......

Think a gallon of gas is expensive

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...........$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .......... $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... $33.60 per gallon

Stomach ReliefVick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35.. $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 . $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ......$84.48 per gallon

And the REAL KICKER is ....

Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

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Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?

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So they have you hooked for the ink.
Someone calculated the cost of the ink at....
(you won't believe it....but it is true.....)

$5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)

So, the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!

Gas Versus Printer Ink

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...


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