having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come
over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a
bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him,
"So, what was wrong?"
"It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired:
"An ID ten T error?
What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"
The computer guy grinned....
"Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "
and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote out ......
This week, My phone went
dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be
out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a
smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked,
"Would you like us to call
you before we come?"
I replied that I didn't
see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't working. He
also requested that we report future outages by email. I asked him,
"Does YOUR email work
without a telephone line?"
was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I
had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me
that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When
I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I
had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the
receipt. As luck would have it,
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD I
live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason:
deer were being hit by cars"
didn't want them to cross there anymore.
IDIOTS IN FOOD
daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person
behind the counter for minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only
was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I
replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? " He smiled
knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked
if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people
when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
"What on earth
are blind people doing driving?"
I work with an
individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of
her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
When my husband and I
arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the
keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a
mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched
from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's
open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
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